Speedy Shit
Rocketing to the loo, I gots to go real bad. My face is so red you’d think I was mad. …
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Waiting For The Coconut To Drop
It’s been a long trip, I drank many a beer. But now the time for pooping is here. But alas …
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Last Bog on Earth
The mass within was a terrible waste. I needed to get it out with all haste. A warning stench foretold …
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The Mystery of The Sewer Trout
There was quite a cool and pleasant breeze… As my butthole began to squeeze. Then I felt quite a commotion. …
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Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
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Droppin’ Bombs
Droppin’ bombs fall like droppin’ loads. Fecal from above, grossly it explodes. Incoming hellfire, straight from a gun. I return …
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Set The Scheiße Free
What you and I don’t need. Is we shouldn’t have to plead. With a stubborn rear end. Driving you around …
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The Monday Glory
The stink of my deuce filled the air, I didn’t mind nor did I care. It’s Monday you see, an …
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Painful Brown Birth
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …
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Early Warning
I got a warning. Early this morning. That something was wrong. with a foul smell so strong. With a spring …
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The Dangler Danger Troll
While finishing a healthy deposit. I felt a sudden urge to vomit. Something gross had smeared my balls. They’re big, …
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Bombs Away…
I return home after my day at work. Then my butthole began to twerk. It was very violent like a …
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Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
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Time Warp Toilet
Let’s go for a swirl through time! Just be mindful of the fecal slime. All you need is a few …
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The Fecal Phantom
After a night of indulgence I heaved and I hoed Quickly I ran To the porcelain bowl to deliver from …
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What a Blast
It’s time to pass a deuce of unbelievable magnitude! Holding it in has left me feeling no gratitude. I felt …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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