Number Two
Pure Pooetry just turned two. So I release a twin rear spew. Keeping with this theme. I let out a …
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The Royal Seal
Pushing out a rock. Now the seal has been broken. Geyser made of poo. By Guest Pooet, The People’s …
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The Sound of Shiteness
Hello brownness my old friend. I’d come to squeeze one out again. The scent was planted in my brain. It …
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Cheap Toilet Paper Sucks
You’ll know you work for a kind employer. If the toilet paper is not a rectum destroyer. If you have …
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First Fecal Swill
Here’s the first fecal swill of the day. The smell has scared all others away. In fact it has me …
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End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
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Papa’s Birthday Bog
Today is the anniversary of my birth. Celebrating, I produce a monstrous girth. Eggs on toast with super strong coffee. …
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DOA: Dumped On Arrival
Rushed to the porcelain throne. Bust out a poo with a groan. Made the delivery just in time. Any later …
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Olympic Dive
Velvety smooth my package is unloaded. Nicely deposited, nothing has exploded. Into the water with a very small splash. 10 …
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Doodoo Dwelling
Hey, would you do me a solid? This bathroom is filthy and squalid. The porcelain is badly in need of …
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Pure Pooetry Incorpoorated
Our shit-shares have sky rocketed through the roof. Thus it’s a good thing our toilets are rustproof. Our porcelain has …
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David and Pooliath
My monstrous oppoonent towers above me, mighty and fierce. I may be puny but his underwear, my weapon will pierce. …
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Pure Pooetry Bookletry
I have a little secret to tell. It has quite a pungent smell. We’re working on a bookletry. Filled with …
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Crimping The Pickle
Going about my Saturday work… And of course my bunghole had to twerk. This wasn’t the time to be taking …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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The Bowel Breaker
In the middle of the night it strikes. A vicious fecal attack no one likes. The kind that gives your …
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Brown Cheese
Squeeze out the brown cheese. Give a sequel if it does please. But I shoulda left it in a ditch. …
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