Fecal Cheese
I feel the sudden southern squeeze. Down below too much cottage cheese. Pumping fists, I drop the load. Hideously birthed …
Poonishment
I swear this bog is the purest of evil. What is coming out should not be legal. This girthly monster …
Doggie Doo Poo Puree
Man’s best friend has unique poo. But sometimes it’s a runny stew. Like a soft serve or fruit puree. From …
Triple Unloading: A Pooetry Collabpooration
This is a Pure Pooetry Collabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula! Here’s a triple unloading from the …
Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
Stinker Sinker
This solid log drops. Into the water it plops. Deep thud is heard. Like lead, a heavy turd. On the …
Brown is The New Black
In prison, everyone can hear you poop. So little privacy while you drop goop. You’ll become the master of the …
Wipe Infinite
I just released an epic, monstrous poo. But still I have yet to flush the loo. You see I’ve been …
Bustin’ Rhymes, Makin’ Grimes
Coming atcha wit another rhyme. This filthy fecal stained like grime. I’m all like, “man dis ass gotta blast.” So …
…And Faeces For All
Toilet walls all streaked with brown Faeces smearing Nostrils inhale the stench of piss That you’re breathing Piss and shit …
Brown Plunder
Dare ye not cross the pirates brown. Lest ye sink into the poo and drown. Avast ye swabs, I spy …
Tour of The Poo Zoo
I planted my ass to squeeze out a poo. But what came out belongs in the zoo. Open your mind, …
Flight of The Brown Concord
As I take the porcelain seat I announce “All aboard!” Now commences the flight of the brown concord! We take …
Multitaskin’ Poop
I’m sitting on the toilet, drinking a beer. Yes, at the same time as pooping from my rear. It’s called …
Victory at Last
I got comfortable on the loo… And with a gentle push began to poo. There was a turtle head that …
