Seated for dinner and much to my delight…
I saw before me such a beautiful sight.

Seafood as far the eye could see.
I smiled outwardly but frowned internally.

See I knew what would happen once I started eating.
An hour later on the porcelain, I would be beating.

And just on cue the beating did begin.
A horrible pain came deep from within.

See eating too many prawns did not sit too well.
My body rejected them and started to expel.

All was going reasonably well until I utterly failed.
One shell not removed has left me with a shrimp bogtail!