Something’s wrong on the insides.
After last night’s session, I cried.

I pooped till I was red and raw.
My nethers are feeling quite sore.

I wish I could recall what I’d eaten.
Feels like my rectum took a beatin’.

Was it the milk and eggs, too much dairy?
My butt is feeling wimpy, like a Mary.

Was it the chilli, or maybe the beans?
Or maybe all the things in between.

It was probably everything, all the above.
I shouldn’t have given such a hard shove.