Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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Letting Slip
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
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No Stain, No Gain
White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …
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The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
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Pooetry Tag: Part 2
A toast to those of us who boast about bathroom poetry we post. Seated on the throne using our phones …
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Pooetry Tag: Part 1
Tag! You’re it. Tagged by a pooem written while I shit. Compose your own wit… And pass it to the …
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Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
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Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
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Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
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Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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What Goes Up Must Come Down
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
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On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
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Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
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Father’s Day: Redux
It’s Farter’s Day for our North American friends! What are the chances they’ve blocked their s-bends? Maybe they’ve plugged them …
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Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
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Onomato-poo-eia: Part 2
Ah, the musical sounds from the loo. A RRIIIIIPPPP, a KERPLOP, and a poo. They are not in the billboard …
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