I ask you, what the heck is going on?
The toilet paper was flowing 20 miles long!

Now there isn’t a single sheet to be seen.
Nothing to keep those crap shutes clean.

Curse this world and its gullible folk.
Pandemic my ass! And panic buying is a joke.

It’s time for people to open their eyes.
Stop the fear-mongering news and surprise.

The panic will be over and life back to norm.
And everyone can forget the Corona shitstorm.