At long last I’m all alone.
Sitting quietly on the throne.

The sound of silence is such relief…
Like an ocean view at the beach.

But silence can be deadly, a word from the wise.
Many unsuspecting victims suffered a nasty surprise.

First, you’ll feel the mass begin to churn.
And you’ll need relief when it starts to burn.

On your way, you vent a little gas.
Stomach aches from the pile of mash.

This silent fiend can’t be bribed with money.
But I recommend a good supply of undies.

Be prepared and be afraid cos this could happen to you.
Now if you all will excuse me I have some cleaning up to do.