My Pootaters Are Boiled
It really boils my pootaters… When a throne gets defiled by a poo-hater. They don’t think to clean up their …
It really boils my pootaters… When a throne gets defiled by a poo-hater. They don’t think to clean up their …
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
The butthole is like an old abandoned mine. Somewhere in there hides prized bronze grime. And in the mineshaft, shiz …
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
The other day I started a brand new job, it wasn’t long before I christened it by taking a tremendous …
Shit’s blowing up, shit’s outta control. My ass smoulders with brown charcoal. The mess it made is hard to describe. …
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
I sat my cheeks upon the throne… In the superior comfort of my home. I need not care where I …
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
It’s been a while between the pipes. A blockage so big, I need more wipes. First round was easy, just …
The Splatterfiend has returned from the grave. And brought with him, his anus, to misbehave. A pungent cocktail of feces …
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …