It really boils my pootaters…
When a throne gets defiled by a poo-hater.
They don’t think to clean up their mess…
So the next user can poop in cleanliness.
Now I’ve have to use the scrubber.
And remove that horrible stinky brown blubber.
Don’t we all like to use the shiny whitey?
Without coming into contact with skids and shitey?
The lesson is simple so please actually listen!
After your done poopin’ make sure the throne glistens!