The butthole is like an old abandoned mine.
Somewhere in there hides prized bronze grime.

And in the mineshaft, shiz has become active.
The miners ex-caca-vation is quite unattractive.

Wearing gas masks, the miners can’t be careless.
The stench in there is unbreathable and airless.

And should the whole place suddenly collapse…
It could trigger a cascading rectal prolapse.

So there is no drilling, just awful digging.
It gets ugly if one has been pigging.

And when spice has been eaten in excess…
The mineshaft becomes a volcanic brown mess!

It erupts with torrents of streaming brown lava.
A painless and calmer dumping I’d much rather!