If your throne is peppered with brown specks…
You failed your duty of the loo respect.

If a reckless rectal has been blast…
You’ll be left feeling utterly aghast.

It’s time to employ the brush brigade…
To scrub the fecal freckles you made.

But after hours of elbow grease…
Remnants remain from your crease.

The regretful rear rectum attack…
Leaves toilets stained with gack.

The anus that left this rancid stipple.
Has been rendered a total cripple.

That’s the price of gargantuan sprays.
You won’t shit right for the next few days.