Where our precious butts take rest.
To perform the duty we like best.

Should be pillowed and comfy.
And never sticky nor bumpy.

For I’ve been here and I’ve been there.
I’ve dropped nuggets everywhere.

But the best place I’ve released brown. 
Is the place that doesn’t make me frown. 

For this is an ode to one commode…
The loo in my own abode.