It seems like an age since we’ve written.
But I can assure you we’re still shittin’.
In fact, a wafting and my nose did just greet.
With the distinct aroma of rancid fart meat.
Our absence cannot be easily explained.
But I promise our loos are brownly stained.
Now, as much as I’d like to keep on chattin’…
I really must resume this heavy shattin’.