Caca-Cursed
I awoke to that dreaded feeling. Stomach spun and I was reeling. The inner churn began around 3:30. An AM …
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Cthulhu Shit
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
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The Double Handed Wipe
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
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The Dry Wipe: Redux
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
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My Anus is Aflame
Akin to an old mower is my rear. It lurches and splutters into gear. And just now I let rip …
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A Plumbing Mishap
Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers. Yet what I needed were the sewers. Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay …
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Ex-Meat Sauce
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
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The Greasy Beast
Mexican last night was quite the feast. But now I’m harbouring a monstrous beast. To boot, the gas is far …
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Take The Plunge
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
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Doodoo Debt
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
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Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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Obnoxious Detox
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
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An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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Ready, Aim, Fire!
BLAM! My butt fired like a shotgun blast. Such was the power, I felt aghast. DING! The nuggets ricocheted around …
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