I decided I needed to have a detox.
My gas stunk worse than my socks.
It was so bad people would faint.
All from the obnoxious gas from my taint.
So off I went to the local pharmacy.
To find a solution urgently.
The clerk recommended a fiber powder.
Simply mix with water and wait for chowder.
I returned home and prepared the drink.
‘For the greater good’ I thought, ‘To banish the stink!’
So I drank the glass of anti-fecal solution.
And hoped to lower my fecal poolution.
Nothing happened for the rest of the night…
‘Had something gone wrong?’ I thought with fright.
I awoke the next day and went to work.
Then five minutes in I felt a thundering shirk.
A cramp had almost made me collapse.
I needed a toilet before I’d prolapse.
I got to the throne without a minute to spare.
I’d barely removed my underwear.
With a monstrous explosion and painfully I did shout.
And due to the force, I’d thrown my back out!