Here be a dump in the making for hours. 
I force it out with monstrous power.

With a thud it slumps into the deep.
I give shudder and feel the creeps.

This bog has been long in the reserves.
It’s been bottled up like raspberry persevere.

Once released the energy must be dispersed.
For this shit is apocalyptically cursed!

The waves it creates are tall and mighty.
And the source is insanely unsightly.

A doomsday dump of epic scale.
Larger than a shit made by a whale!

Poopare for the end, madness ensues.
Armageddon has a brownish hue.

This is the ending of all species.
All because of my foul feces.