Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened.
There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’.
The throne… she’s broken! What am I gonna do?
I need to solve this before my bowels spew.
The toilet doesn’t flush, everything collects into a pile.
Forming a mountain surrounded by a river so vile.
I press the flush button but filth still remains.
But maybe I can still force it down the drain!
I take the plunger and begin to pump.
I try to banish the filth clump by clump.
It’s too late there was an explosion of gore!
The throne is covered in shite and so is the floor!