An Unthinkable Poosaster

Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened.
There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’.

The throne… she’s broken! What am I gonna do?
I need to solve this before my bowels spew.

The toilet doesn’t flush, everything collects into a pile.
Forming a mountain surrounded by a river so vile.

I press the flush button but filth still remains.
But maybe I can still force it down the drain!

I take the plunger and begin to pump.
I try to banish the filth clump by clump.


It’s too late there was an explosion of gore!
The throne is covered in shite and so is the floor!

Pure Pooetry

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