Special Delivery
I just dropped off a husky delivery. The package oozed out so slippery. I had to use a wee bit …
Pure Pooetry
The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
Pure Pooetry
The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
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The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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Smouldering
Sometimes just for laughs, I perform massive rectal blasts! I muster all the energy I can force, Destroying the bowl …
Pure Pooetry
Poseidon’s Kiss
Quite disgusted I am with this turd. It’s so soft and mushy is quite absurd. It wastes no time in …
Pure Pooetry
