Torrents of Brown
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …
The butthole is like an old abandoned mine. Somewhere in there hides prized bronze grime. And in the mineshaft, shiz …
You think you won, but victory is mine! I blasted away the stubborn brown slime. Foolishly, Australia has voted incorrectly! …
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
Bowels are heavy, butthole is tight… But something awful is about to take flight. I imagine inside, all the blobs …
They say cleanliness is next to godliness. A drink coaster saves me from the obvious. You see no one wants …
Long ago lived William Taintsmear. A master of writing and bringing cheer. He entertained the masses and loved the arts… …
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
The extraction of this fecal lump. Left my rectum in quite a slump. Dragging out the dingleberry slug. It had …
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
There was quite a cool and pleasant breeze… As my butthole began to squeeze. Then I felt quite a commotion. …
My day started just like any other. In the loo to birth a brown brother. Afterwards, something was not right. …
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …