This dump is long like neck of giraffe.
I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half.
If you stacked this poop up into a pile…
It would amount to poocisely two miles.
This turd is epic and never-ending.
I hope it can fit through the s-bending.
My butthole puckers out and back in…
All the while pumping the brown sin.
How long have I been here? When can I quit?
Only when my butthole ceases to shit.
Yard after yard, brown ropes snake the pipes.
Leaving long skids and brown stripes.
At last, it stops and I can finally leave!
Oh wait, first I gotta wipe my flesh sleeve.