Epic Long Dumping

This dump is long like neck of giraffe.
I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half.

If you stacked this poop up into a pile…
It would amount to poocisely two miles.

This turd is epic and never-ending.
I hope it can fit through the s-bending.

My butthole puckers out and back in…
All the while pumping the brown sin.

How long have I been here? When can I quit?
Only when my butthole ceases to shit.

Yard after yard, brown ropes snake the pipes.
Leaving long skids and brown stripes.

At last, it stops and I can finally leave!
Oh wait, first I gotta wipe my flesh sleeve.

Pure Pooetry