You think you won, but victory is mine!
I blasted away the stubborn brown slime.

Foolishly, Australia has voted incorrectly!
The clear winner is brown and speckly!

A landslide win, or should I say mudslide?
My oppoonent was totally poo-petrified.

Shitting his pants in a McDonald’s restaurant…
Is something the Prime Minister does not want.

But out from the sick swamp, he could not climb.
I got him after I re-fuelled at lunchtime.

And I dominated at the poopy-polls…
This election was won by my butthole!