Slow Brown Hurl

I’m taking the first dump at work for the new year.
This one’s a slow release as it inches out my rear.

The first nugget drops, signalled by the plop.
And now my butthole is ready for another chop.

But this one is slower than even a snail’s pace.
Thankfully I’m not racing, I’ll come in last place!

Finally, it’s out and all is well in my world.
I feel much better that my butt has brownly hurled.

Pure Pooetry

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