Big Mistake
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
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The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
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Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
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Chemical Warfare
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
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Gone Nukin’
All day long the gas was blowing. The magnitude of this turd was growing. The latest stench signalled to me loud …
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Soggy Bog Smog
A thick brown cloud hangs in the air. Through its mass, I can’t even stare. I try to disperse and …
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Monster Dump
I just unloaded this monster dump. It splashed down with a mighty thump. In the bowl, violent ripples. My anus …
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Gurk at Sea
I just released a batch of soggy vile lumps. Enriched with a stink of heinous meaty clumps. The stench is …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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The Monday Glory
The stink of my deuce filled the air, I didn’t mind nor did I care. It’s Monday you see, an …
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Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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