Bangers and Mush
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
This Shiz Does Not Care
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
The Fumes! The Fumes!
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
Quiet Time
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
A Painful Pooting
No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …
Fanning The Flames
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
Stinky Ballad
While eating an oily garden salad… My ass trumpeted a stinky ballad. Regarding the scent, I was not a fan. …
Big Mistake
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
Chemical Warfare
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
Gone Nukin’
All day long the gas was blowing. The magnitude of this turd was growing. The latest stench signalled to me loud …
Soggy Bog Smog
A thick brown cloud hangs in the air. Through its mass, I can’t even stare. I try to disperse and …
Monster Dump
I just unloaded this monster dump. It splashed down with a mighty thump. In the bowl, violent ripples. My anus …
