Gurk at Sea
I just released a batch of soggy vile lumps. Enriched with a stink of heinous meaty clumps. The stench is …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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The Monday Glory
The stink of my deuce filled the air, I didn’t mind nor did I care. It’s Monday you see, an …
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Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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