You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see.
This thing that just came out of me.

It’s monstrous and epic, I really had to heave.
And now out of breath, can barely breathe.

My sphincter is strong but was put to the test.
I was sweating brown bullets without rest.

But also the stench from this foul birthing…
Never before smelled by another Earthling.

There are no more birds in my neighbourhood.
You’d think they’d fly away if they could…

This deadly pollution that now taints the air…
Tells the world this shiz does not care.