Shit A Brick
Shit a brick, don’t ask why. This turd will only make you cry. Force it out, use all your might. …
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Harebrained
What a hair brained scheme. To think I could poo without being seen. But alas this toilet is made of …
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No Hard Feelings
My taint was tight and the room was quiet, as I braced for this fecal riot. The air grew still …
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Brown Banishment
I’ve been a naughty brown genie. I took a dump in my master’s beanie. A shitty trial decided that I’d be …
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Brown Bile
It’s taken longer than usual for this poo to arrive, it actually was a big surprise. My body went cold …
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Flush The Bowl “A Day in The Life of a Nugget”
Memories all that left behind, as I leave the intestines. Little do they know, I can hear their choice to …
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Genie of Excrement
Sunday evening, I sat down to shit. Something was amiss, my buttock was bit! I jumped in pain and starred into the bowl. …
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Poodas – A Lady Caca Pooem
Poooooooh I’m in love with Poodas Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! CACA When he shits …
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The Fecal King
I’m dropping this bog like it’s hot. A delicious bowl of rectal snot. It’s gushing like a monsoon rain. Completely …
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Raining Bog – A Slayer Pooem
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …
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A Day in The Life of…
At the break of dawn, I break wind… Bowel tells me soon I’ll have sinned. So here’s a shit I take. …
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The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
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Sad But Poo
My throne today has been a lonely place. I’m just now taking my first poo of the day… what a …
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The Secret of Poo Glory
Morning Glory hallelujah. I’m currently sitting on the pooper. It’s tightly bound from wonderful caffeine. It’s 6 inches wide… well …
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My Forgotten Shame
So… my upstairs toilet rarely gets used. I guess I used it, I’d forgotten I’d pooed. I discovered something horrendous …
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