While I was walking the fecal road. I heard a noise that resembled a toad. Oh no I thought… it …

Damn its taking long for this brown to flower. But now it flows with water, so sour. A meaty chud …

I’m grumpy, for fucks sake! Turds I just want to make… Cubicles are for shittin’. Urinals are for pissin’. If …

In the dead of winter I suddenly realise… My icy brown turdicles begin to crystallise. I dream of streaming brown …

My immortal throne sits proud and clean. Soon I’ll taint it with my unholy brown bean. The turd slides out …

While I sat I heard a squeak. Not from the throne but between my cheeks. Suddenly the squeak did stop …

Rumor had it the toilets were occupied. I really had to go but couldn’t so I almost cried. My chud …

Early it started, this caffeine exodus. I guess you could say this steamer’s hot off the press. ;) Upon arriving …

It’s criminal what I have to say. Here’s the verbal diarrhea anyway. I just love to poop, there I said …

I had an awesome pooem in my head just now. But like this poo, it’s gone somehow. Flushed from the …

My pubes are out of control. Grown fast, covering my a-hole. Shit comes out all strained. Using so much force, …

I’ve got a shitty magic trick. Upon giving my fingers a click… Turds blast out with such force. Leaving a …

Twiddly dee twidly dum an enormous brown has left my bum. An instant stench that is quite thick, emitting from …

This is honestly the worst I’ve ever done. Seriously, there is no fun. I nearly shit my pants trying to …