Shit a brick, don’t ask why.
This turd will only make you cry.
Force it out, use all your might.
Quickly or you’ll scream all night.
Not just one, we’ll need a few.
Open wide, let the brown spew.
When you’re done, count your work.
Your cheeks left with a big smirk.
Buttocks grinning from rear to rear.
You’ve shat a tonne, have a cheer!