Poooooooh
I’m in love with Poodas

Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas!
Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! CACA

When he shits on me I am warm
I’ll wash his cheeks with my pubes if he pees
Poo singing hymn with his toilet paper lodged in his bowels
Even after three wipes he’s still unclean

I’ll bog him down, bog him down, brown
A crap with no brown, caca with no frown

It’s just holy shit, oh buttocks are so cruel
But I’m still in love with Poodas, baby