Blood Curdling
What I’ve done you won’t believe. It smells so bad I can hardly breathe. Slow and steady and a little …
What I’ve done you won’t believe. It smells so bad I can hardly breathe. Slow and steady and a little …
Exit log! The log is out! The log drops! The bog blog is open! Flush! Today is SaTURDay, July 6th, and …
I went for the first bog of the day. I could tell things were amiss right away. The scent wafting …
Laying in bed I suddenly felt the urge. A rumbling below, my gases set to purge. I rolled over so …
This brown was nice, relaxing at first, but then I saw red and started to burst. A remake of a …
Storming the porcelain, I’m armed to the teeth. Nostrils raised, I detected something beneath. My goal, it’s lackluster shine is …
I decided to build a mighty rocket, Just around the corner of my pocket. I started fueling it earlier in …
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …
Foul is the smell as I take the throne. A dark deed this day it shall be known. My anus …
Believe it or not folks, this one dates back to December 2009! The Scat Man comeths. Though, let it be …
Some time ago a I wrote this lovely little pooem. I have called it “Disco Defecation” and it goes *pause* …