Not even the cold could prevent this power, from out of my coight rained a brown shower. The only thing …

You know that image that you get, of someone making sausages, and the meat is all wet? Well that’s exactly …

This is a tale from the dark brown depths of my past. It is about a man who did things …

I went for the first bog of the day. I could tell things were amiss right away. The scent wafting …

Laying in bed I suddenly felt the urge. A rumbling below, my gases set to purge. I rolled over so …

This brown was nice, relaxing at first, but then I saw red and started to burst. A remake of a …

Storming the porcelain, I’m armed to the teeth. Nostrils raised, I detected something beneath. My goal, it’s lackluster shine is …

I steel my nerves as I take the position. My guts push and heave like a poorly oiled piston. Low …

I decided to build a mighty rocket, Just around the corner of my pocket. I started fueling it earlier in …

Foul is the smell as I take the throne. A dark deed this day it shall be known. My anus …

Some time ago a I wrote this lovely little pooem. I have called it “Disco Defecation” and it goes *pause* …