There really isn’t anything smart to say, the brown left me with an awful spray. This coffee induced exodus had …

My poo comes out in all shapes and sizes. If this was a competition, I’d win all the prizes. This …

The After Grog Bog was not talked about today. The devastation horrendous, good glaven, what a spray. Of solid size and …

A terrifying display of fecal power, as chocolate rain began to shower. It was a storm reaching critical mass, a …

I’m taking a bog, a horrendous log, It’s stretching my taint and I think I will faint. A huge eruption …

Less cheese, if you please. Unless you want a rectal sneeze. Too much milk and dairy. Unleashed brown faerie. Hold …

Dribbling out at a snail’s pace. Fecal drizzle is without haste. They say patience is a virtue. Yet my buttocks …

What a cluster fuck. This shit is truly stuck. I clench and push with all my might. My face must …

To be read in rap, bitches! Ever have to shit so bad you get the cramps? You finally make it …

Release the gas! A volatile mass! Deep in my hide it’s confined. Little brown nuggets are mined. Eureka! Streams outta …

Years ahead they’ll ask us how, With disdainful looks and a scowl. Where did we get our brown inspooration? Many …

What on Earth did I eat? Maybe some long expired meat. Like quicksand, this shit slides out fast. Unceremoniously and …

I have a greasy crack. Brown spews out all whack. This shit is so slimy. I cry out "Blimey!" You’d …

It’s my first poo of the day. All words fail me except HOORAY! Why it’s taken this long I’m stumped. …

I plant my buttocks on the rim, Look out below, here’s something grim. The annoying sound of plastic creaking, Rudely …

I can barely stand, so here I sit. And not a moment too soon as I begin to shit. It’s …

I was shitting, you were pissing. Next to me, the cubicle I was sitting. I heard you groan, I don’t …