It’s taken longer than usual for this poo to arrive, it actually was a big surprise.
My body went cold and I felt a shiver, it was so strong it made my taint quiver.
Like Snuffleupagus my anus has the snuffles, it’s making sounds like a pig searching for truffles.
To make matters worse, this throne was already defiled. It was viciously assaulted by someone’s brown bile…
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