With a swooshing sound and a sweaty crack, I release a turd that goes kersplat!
Kersplat! is the noise the turd did make, as I missed the bowl with my brown cake.
Brown cake was everywhere, the splashback horrendous, it hit with such force the sound stupendous.
Stupendous indeed the damage is done, now to leave this mess for someone else’s fun.
Fun definitely is what’s in store, as someone will enter and see the brown floor.
Brown floor to be left for all of the masses, so they will know what escaped with my gases.