Morning Glory hallelujah. I’m currently sitting on the pooper.
It’s tightly bound from wonderful caffeine. It’s 6 inches wide… well it seems.
A ruthless stretching and what feels like a crack. But for me there’s no turning back.
Bombs away! Lookout below! My secret to amazing poo I’ll let you know.
One Redbull and a cup of coffee. That’s how you avoid all things sloppy.
There is no smell, no smell at all! I’m certain I felt all the poo fall.
Do I dare stand up and take a glance? I’m a little worried but I’ll take the chance.
In the bowl lies a mighty mound. A fecal mountain of rare compound.
I’d love to stay in the toilet but other things I must do. Like drink more caffeine and take another poo.