Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. I’m sitting here with a thumb up me bum. I’m quite drunk …

In my bowel was a raging bulk. I guess you could say it was the Poocredible Hulk! It caused such …

What is currently working its way out of my ass, in the fecal world is nothing but class. It has …

Yankee Doodoo went to town, Riding on his poony. Slumped some fecal out his butt, And called it macrodoodie.

Something like a propane tank just came out my ass. Never in my life before have I passed such a …

A wonderful thing just occurred. My stomach rumbled and my vision blurred. This to me is how I know… That …

Tell ya what, being a guy is all class, Yes girls, I know we can be crass. But there are …

One, two, take a poo. Three, four, not on the floor. Five, six, you’re shittin’ bricks! Seven, eight, nine, your fecal …

Oh yes, I’m finally sitting on the loo. Doing my favourite thing, taking a poo. It’s so relaxing and very …

Today is my lucky day, first cab off the ranks to realise my brown spray. Some solid, some soft, some …

I was looking forward to my session when suddenly a turtle head beckoned. I sat down on the throne and …

It was a gloomy evening that I spied out my window, Nothing but rain as my turtle head appeared below. Street …

Prepared for the worst I left for the loo, feeling like I’d burst I tripped on my shoe. Luckily I …

And off I go, although a slow start. Eventually, I start to shart. This one’s a doozy and smells sweet. …