Poo Canada
Poo Canada! Our toilet and porcelain seat! True brown lumps in all thy scats command. With groaning heaves we see …
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Chinese Poo Year
Today is Chinese Poo Year. You think I’m lying but I’m sincere. It’s celebrated with giant fudge dragons. People usually …
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Desperate Times
It’s been ages since this happened… I forgot to check before I crappened. I sat n shat, the deed was done. Then …
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A Vulgar Display of Poower
How could my coight be so cruel? It’s emitting some sort of spicy drool. Then out of nowhere a mighty …
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Amusing Yet Not
I think this toilet was recently used. I really hope it wasn’t abused. With situations like this I’m not amused. …
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Those Still Loyal
This shit was cast with mindless aggression. I’d hoped it would calm, with some suppression. But too much anger from …
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Advance Poostralia Fair
Poostralians all let us excrete, Chunky browns and golden pee. We’ve shiny por-ce-lain to use, Our bowels are completely free. …
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The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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Butter Butt
Constipation’s got your bowels all bent? Here’s a cure to move brown cement. Slather a helping of butter up yo crack. I …
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All Aboard The Poo-Poo Train!
All Aboard The Poo-Poo Train! We’ll sing along to Chocolate Rain! Life’s grand when you take this ride. Like going …
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A Whippy and A Drippy
It’s my first poo of the day. It’s completely solid and there is no spray. It quite easily began to …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
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Poo Battle
I’m in the thick of a poo battle. Brown trophies adorn my mantle. My fallen comrades, beneath me lay. The …
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Smouldering
Sometimes just for laughs, I perform massive rectal blasts! I muster all the energy I can force, Destroying the bowl …
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