A Terrible Seeping

It’s 3am and I should be sleeping.
Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping.

With an almighty pain, and a terrible groan.
I passed what can only be called, a brown kidney stone.

It started hard, two massive, solid logs.
But quickly became the most watery of all bogs.

Brown sour water was spraying from every angle.
Like Niagara Falls through a funnel, this porcelain it did mangle.

Multiply this bog by four times or more.
Crammed into 20 minutes, you can see why my anus is sore.

Pure Pooetry

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