The Absurdity of Verse
It’s a lovely day for a bog outdoors. While I dump I scream for more. Though, these actions I do …
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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In The Wild
Alone in the woods I feel the urge. It’s time to give my bowels a purge. This environment is not …
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Just in Time
There I was enjoying my coffee, while my bowels were secretly brewing toffee. I began to feel the morning glory, …
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No Pain No Gain
As my deuce slid out my crack, I felt a horrible crunch in my back. My deuce then dropped and …
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Fecal Porn
The scene was set, the seat was warm. The perfect set, for this fecal porn. A gaping hole, a huge …
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No Poos is Bad Poos
I’ll keep this short and sweet. Unlike my brown dessert treat. We have a new section or two. As you’d expect it’s …
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Chilli Hai-Poo
Chilli burns my mouth. Same above as down below. Burning ring of fire. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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Back To Work
Here I am back at work, when suddenly I start to twerk. I rush to toilet in a moment of …
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Tsunami of Shit
Smash that flush button. We’ll swirl beside ex-mutton. We’re ridin’ the fecal craze. Surfin’ through brown haze. We dodge nuggets …
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Epic Lumpy Brown Stinker
I’m sittin’ on the loo, doing my thing. Churning out a load but it starts to cling. A wiggle of …
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Loosey Goosey
Something I’ve eaten does not agree. It’s deep in my bowels disturbing me. I had to sneeze and felt a …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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