All Aboard The Poo-Poo Train!
We’ll sing along to Chocolate Rain!

Life’s grand when you take this ride.
Like going down a brown slip n slide!

It’s such a joyous time on this loco.
Remember when we drank too much coco?

The toilets were a mess after that.
But hey, that’s the nature of scat.

We’ll help the engineer shovel the coal.
He’s fueling the engine from his own hole!

Say, do you wanna toot the horn?
Just don’t expel any pieces of corn.

Steam powered is the best way to go.
Soft and mushy, let the steamy poo blow.

Ahhh, good memories on The Poo-Poo Train.
Such a hard push, I think I popped a vein.