My eye of brown began to weep,
as a toxic gas began to seep.
Something has made my coight quite sad,
I don’t know what but it is certainly bad.
I expected tears of chocolate rain,
but I got a thunder bog bringing pain.
The poo storm raged and grew in force,
it would not show me any remorse.
The clouds of turd they were awfully black,
I wondered if I’d survive this fecal attack.
Then with one loud crack the storm had stopped.
I walked away lighter, several kilos were dropped.