Poostralians all let us excrete,

Chunky browns and golden pee.

We’ve shiny por-ce-lain to use,

Our bowels are completely free.

Our land abounds in fecal gifts,

Large logs and tainted air.

In toilets page,

Let everyone stain,

Advance Poostralia Fair.

With joyful bogs then let us sing,

Advance Poostralia Fair.