A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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The Ancient Asstecs
The ancient Asstecs were an interesting species, they knew everything there was when it came to feces. They could predict …
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Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
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A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
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A Not So Solid Plan
A very healthy and chunky deuce, made its way out of my caboose. It took a while but it did …
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Fecal Street
My cheeks were planted like a tree, But instead of pooing I began to pee. This was truly an awkward …
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A Hoity Toity
A hoity toity was released from my coighty. It looked like mud but in fact was chud. Such a stinkerino …
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Double Flush
What a glorious sight, a toilet bowl so clean. Once I’m finished, it won’t have that sheen. A warning shot …
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Cleft Asshole
I have a unique bum, Poo time is always fun. With a double anal hole, I’ve two chances at the …
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Deafening Shout
With a deafening shout, my poo did sprout. It’s enormity in size, my anus’ demise. With its foul stink, my …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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An Easy Movement
The gas blew as I made my way, fingers crossed I wasn’t getting a spray. I made safety and sat …
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Late Arvo Shit
The late arvo shit is nice, Unless you ate too much spice. It can go really soft and squishy. And …
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A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
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Constipation
I sit and push, outing a shit I try. Yet only a fart is revealing, I cry. :'( Why does it …
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