Amusing Yet Not

I think this toilet was recently used.
I really hope it wasn’t abused.
With situations like this I’m not amused.

I like everything in order when I take my poos.
But I guess the conditions we cannot choose.
Either clean or dirty, win or lose.

This turd’s a whopper, I’ve blown a fuse.
I’ll club you with it, and it will leave a bruise.

Pure Pooetry

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