The Great Aussie Poo-per-que
I sent out the invitations to my Poo-per-que. As the date drew near I panicked and wondered what to do. …
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Sleuthing Shitting Sloth
Four coffees deep and I’m touching cloth. It sleuths out slowly just like a sloth. The stench is pungent, heavy …
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A Hell of a Time
My stomach grumbled telling me it was time. All the caffeine I consumed had my bowels primed. So I made …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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Motorbloat Mutation
I manage to force out a sputtering fart. Like an old car that doesn’t wanna start. This greasy engine roars into …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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Brown Menstruation
I was not looking forward to where I shat. As I entered a throne already covered in scat. I could …
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The Drizzle of Fire
A fiery drizzle began to ooze, this type of dump I would never choose. My ring is burning though the …
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Paid in Full
My cheeks were planted and my turd exploded. I have no doubt the porcelain will be eroded. It was a …
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Terrible Spawning
I feel the growth of the porcupine. It’s growing and stabbing my intestine. 12 slices of pizza will do that …
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On A Mission
It’s such a great feeling the morning glory dump. And especially being Wednesday the weekly day of hump. It’s cool …
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Brown Chunder
Brown chunder, toilet plunder, how will I get my shit to thunder? Shits a-flowin’, snakes a-growin’, south bound the turds …
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Brown Thunder
Does this ever happen to you? You go for a piss and end up doing a poo. Why, it happened …
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The Pooper’s Groove
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …
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Prickly Pear
This prickly pear, I can hardly bare. It’s wet and it’s thick, and it’s stuck in my hair. I give …
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