I’ve taken many a turd as of late, and every time they end with the same fate.
They all start refreshing and smooth, then out of nowhere they have something to prove.
Erupting gas shoots forth from the hatch, a load so heavy my bowl can’t catch.
I must figure out just what’s to blame, these sessions aren’t easy and are causing me pain.
So wish me luck as the cause I try to find, I just hope I’m not third eye blind.