It’s wonderful touching down with your cheeks…
After a long weekend eating 5kg of meat.
It started with a jumbo mix kebab…
Packed full of deliciousness I wanted to have.
Then came Sunday and the pressure and challenge was on.
A 2kg steak challenge which I struggled but won.
Then Monday came and I was hungry again.
So I went down to see Ali’s Kebabs… my friend.
Another jumbo kebab with chili and the lot.
My taste buds were pleased but my bowels were not.
So now here I am upon my throne…
And what I’ve just done is widely unknown.
Log by log each turd pushed it’s way through.
It was attached at the tip, I swear it’s true.
Try to envision it, what do you see?
Is it a fruit freshly picked from a tree?
If yes, you’re right, keep following your hunch.
What was waiting in the bowl were bananas in a bunch.