This is addressed to all my fellow fecal brethren.
In my absence, you mighta thought I went to heaven. 

Such claims are false and shouldn’t be heard!
I’m still on my throne sending out turd.

Life at times just gets in the way.
A nugget here and there, and then the spray. 

It’s nothing new, its happened throughout history.
We fill our trap and wait for fecal delivery. 

So to all the fans and my stinky followers…
Get ready for the return of this pooetry warrior.