Poophole / Loophole

Finally, it’s happened for the first time today!
I get to sit on my ass and release my spray!

It’s been a long time coming but it’s finally here.
As I aim carefully and release from my rear.

Such an easy expulsion I have nothing to fear.
There is barely any sound, almost nothing to hear.

Easily it passes straight out my poophole.
With such little effort, surely there’s a loophole?

Pure Pooetry

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