Bogger's Chant

Man your poo-post, that porcelain bowl will soon be toast!

You must chug and chug, excrete that brown slug!

You can dump and dump, you’re a human poo pump!

Now to ooze and ooze, slowly slurry sludging comes the poose.

You may huff and puff, with your anus don’t be rough.

Use control control, ready to aim that fire in your hole.

Clenched fist you blast, fired powerfully the lump is cast!

Victory you gain, now to wipe your rear lion’s mane.

Pure Pooetry

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