I’ll be glad to be done with this roll.
It’s texture doesn’t feel right at all.
It peels away at a thinner rate.
Yet it’s perforated tears are always great.
A foreign brand to my usual purchase.
And overall I deem it mirthless.
When buying paper, heed my warning.
Never settle when it comes to de-corning.
Nearing it’s end, I tell it straight.
You are a roll I fucking hate.